I know this might sound weird but...

Honestly...?

This funnel is just a quick side hustle I spun up because I realized I was sitting on a goldmine of content.

I’m not some guru.

I’m not rich from crypto.

I don't have a lambo.

Although I do have a Porsche which is the "guru lambo" just evolved lol

And a bimmer coupe (for hot days...)

No flex.

That was strictly for social proof.

So... Yeah... "About me"

I’ve just been building online stuff for over 7+ years — offers, funnels, info products etc.

You see all the gurus selling $5k courses and other high ticket offers?

They call me when they need a system or a funnel.

So yeah, not a big influencer.

I like to work in the "shadows"...

Makes me feel like I'm Batman, for some odd reason...

One thing I noticed is that if you want to sell you need good content.

Most people can't get it, it's too expensive or they're just lazy (like me lol).

I've been to Bali, Dubai, all over Europe but bro I am NOT recording everything 24/7.

I am just trying to chill.

So I spun out this vault of 100k reels luxury content sorted neatly in a Google Drive where you can directly download it.

I always had to outsource this content for my clients...

And holy s**** it was frustrating and time consuming....

It literally took years.

I've seen how well it works and why all your favorite gurus need it...

(Yes they slide it into their content with the same color filters and you don't even notice!!)

So I figured, screw it — I’ll put it out there and see who grabs it.

Not gonna lie though...

I might take this page down in a couple days.

Or raise the price.

Or just move on.

(Fingers crossed that scarcity and FOMO is working right now)

But on a real note...

I do hop around different offers and businesses all the time so I'm actually being honest lol.

So yeah...

You can grab it, use it...

...grow your personal brand

...promote your courses

...sell your mentorship

...start a faceless IG page and shill crypto coins

(okay no, don't do the last one please... I'm serious...)

Point is, if you've come so far and you're reading ALL this text...

You're either:

1. laughing

or....

2. thinking how good my offer is.

(That is the point of this copy...)

At least it's not another boring "about me" right??

Listen...

Do you want to make big bucks?

Totally up to you.

But if you’re still thinking about it tomorrow and this page is gone... that’s on you.

Now if we were on a call I could pressure you into the sale...

(I've read 48 laws of power and some books on dark psychology, don't play with me...)

BUT...

Since we are obviously not on a call: Get This Offer. Now.

Okay last joke.

I promise.

But seriously... You won't regret it.

Oh and my name — Igor.

@igorsomuncic on IG

PS. Sorry if it was too long

PSS. I showed this funnel copy to my gf and she said it's cringe (she might be right lol)